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About the Man we call Dan

Dan's Canadian Web Site

DFizzle

My teef
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I like this saying

-Life's fair so don't complain

This is what my tatoo is going to be on my back
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Got the questions from toris thing thats why its pink

1. First name: Dan

2. Middle name: Sc***

3. Last name: Fo*******

4. Nickname(s): Dfizzle Dfoss Wise Cracka Daddy

5.Screen name(s):Warcat139

6. Gender: Male

7. Age: 16

8. Type of Music: Gothic/Industrial Rock, some rap, rock, angry music

9. Birthdates: 7-18-88

10. Birthplace: Westerville

11. Zodiac sign: Cancer i think

12. Current location: Crib Foss

13. Live with: Diane, Doug, the Marlin, and Beth

14. School: Souf

15. Grade/Year: sophomore aka 10f

16. Graduation date/year: 07

18. Height: 6' 1"

19. Hair color: Curly Brown

20. Highlights/dyed: Im not homosexual so no

21. Hair length: short

22. Eye color: brown

23. Contacts/glasses: neg

24. Freckles: neg

25. Birthmark(s): left arm around the middle

26. Scar(s):above my right eye from shane and on both arms from the crosses i cut into them

27. Type(s): A female who is "attractive" athletic funny dosent complain cooks cleans and listens

28. Cologne/Perfume you wear: Curve thing and ax

29. Deodorant you use: Old Spice

33. Closest family member: None

34. Family member you couldn't live without: Dad he makes the money

35. Last family member you've seen: All of them

36. Oldest: Elmo i think

37. Youngest: Cousion Eric

38. Family member who lives the farthest away: Cousions State of Washington

39.Fondest memory: Probally 6th grade

40. Memory you miss the most: i dont know

41. Family member you wish the mafia would kill: doesnt matter


Misc.

42. Memory you wish you had: waking up next to a hot female

43. What you did yesterday: ate beat it slept drank played a sport

44. What you did so far today: went to cincy lacrossed went to some mall thing went to church

45. Last person you talked to on the phone: Newt

46. Last person you talked to online: Amy

47. Last movie you saw in theaters: Anchorman i think

48. Last song you heard on the radio: 1979 Smashing Pumpkins

49. Last CD you played: Drowning Pool

50. Last thing you said out loud: Alright


51. Last time you showered: last night

52. Last book you read: Scarlet letter summer reading

54. Last time you sang: in the mobile

55. Last time you danced: joeys party

56. Last thing you ate/drank: carrots and milk

Believe it or Not

57. Aliens: yes

58. Angels: yes

59. Demons: yes

60. Heaven & Hell: yes

61. God: yes

62. Your friends: some

Friendships

64. Best friend(s): shane

65. Last friend you talked to: newt

66. funniest: shane

67. Silliest: hutch the top driver negro

68. Loudest: probally a damn female

70. Blondest: rhiannon

71. Sweetest: Varys

72. Weirdest: none compare to me that is braging about a bad thing

73. Best at keeping secrets: shane

74. Most hyper: fuckin stupid question

75. Most annoying: varys

76. Friend you miss most: i dont know

77. Friend you've known the longest: newt

78. Friend you haven't known long: i dont know

Word Association

79. Bill Clinton:= fuckin liberal

80. Lollipops: boner

81. Whipped Cream: boner

82. Dreams: wet

83. Love: boner

84. South Park: good shit

85. Guys: boner

86. Girls: cliboner

87. Death: eventally

88. Bubble gum: teeth

89. Water: water

90. Ice Cream: cold

91. Oil: boner

92.Phone: stick it in your vagina

93. Food: i eat it

94. Kiss: my ass

95. Pretzels: cant say it

96. Britney Spears: boner

97. School: souf

98. Floppy: gay word

99. Cute Shoes: are your serious what a gay question


Have you ever:

100. Been on a plane: yes

101. Cried in public: not since i was a little kid

102. Climbed a tree: yes

103. Gotten in a physical fight: yeah

104. Had sex: straight edge

104. Drank alcohol: straight edge

105. Fell asleep in a movie theatre: neg

106. Driven a car: like a champion

107. Been arrested: no

108. Broken curfew: yes
109. Been pulled over when driving: no

110. Farted in public: of course

111. Met a celebrity: yes

112. Skipped school: no

113. Went to a pro sports game: yes

114. Met the president: yes

115. Been scared to get shot: no

116. Smoke a cigarette: no

118. Done any drugs: no
 

119. Shopped at Abercrombie & Fitch: no

120. Gone skinny-dipping: no

Favorites

121. Food: papa johns pizza probally

122. Drink: dr. pepper

123.TV show: none

124. Movie: Gladiator

125. CD: Nine Inch Nails/ Pretty Hate Machine

126. Song: What it's like/ Everlast

127. Color: black

128. Day of the week: Friday

129. Month: July

130. Number: 13

132. Favorite Car: Black Ford Lightning

133. Cookie: none

134. Toothpaste: mentident

135. Ice Cream: twist thing

137. Candy bar: almond joy

138. TV channel: none

139. Radio station: 101.5, 99.7, and 107.5

140. Artist/band: VAST,  Nine Inch Nails, and Street Kings

141. Shampoo/conditioner: Pert Plus

143. Website:Dan's Canadian Website

144. Sports to play: lacrosse

145. Sports to watch: indoor lacrosse

146. Place: Toronto, Canada

147. Vacation spot: Cleveland House, Maskoka, Canada

148. Kind of candle: none

149. Color eyes: dont care

This part is going to be about me

DFoss, Mr. Hartn*ll, and my brah Shane
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This was in 8f grade

This guy, the Marlin, and Doug
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Shane and I chillen on the Bench a rare site

A good band
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VAST man
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